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Don't Go Near the Water is a 1957 American comedy film about a U.S. Navy public relations unit stationed on an island in the Pacific Ocean during World War II. It is an adaptation of the 1956 novel of the same name by William Brinkley. Glenn Ford and Gia Scala star.
Don't Go Near the Water: Directed by Charles Walters. With Glenn Ford, Gia Scala, Earl Holliman, Anne Francis. On a small South Pacific island during WW2, various US Navy P.R. personnel pass the time romancing the nurses and the native girls while trying to avoid front line sea duty.
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Don't Go Near the Water. Madison Avenue-trained Navy men (Glenn Ford, Fred Clark) handle public relations on a South Pacific island during World War II. Rent Don't Go Near the Water...
Siegel soon finds himself onboard a battle ship with Debbie and 1,700 sailors who have not seen a woman in 31 months. Despite the admiral posting a six-man, 24-hour patrol to guard on Debbie, her black lace panties are soon seen hanging from a ship's cable as a pennant.
Don't Go Near the Water (1957) #WarnerArchive #WarnerBros #DontGoNeartheWater So-called "dry land sailors" are the focus of this satirical look at a Navy PR unit a ...more.
About. On an idyllic South Pacific island thousands of miles from the fighting, United States Navy public relations officers write colorful—if entirely fictitious—stories about World War II and the life of the native peoples freed by the Allies as they cope with military bureaucracy and plot to get back to the war in this lighthearted comedy.
