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Here are the 101 best Chuck Norris jokes (or perhaps, facts) guaranteed to make you laugh. But please don't tell Chuck Norris.
This list of the best Chuck Norris jokes is a combination of the old and the new. We had a blast putting it together, and know you’ll enjoy reading them. Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his room.
Miscellaneous Chuck Norris Jokes. Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold. Chuck Norris is able to sketch your portrait using...
Without further dallying, here are seventy of the funniest Chuck Norris Jokes you’d ever hear! Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet. He scares the sh*t out of it.
Such is the case with the legendary, iconic, and brilliant Chuck Norris jokes! However, as with many things that are old enough to have their own kids, sometimes the fable of its origin becomes a bit hazy, but no worries - we’ve found the exact story of how Chuck Norris jokes came to be.
The Best Chuck Norris Jokes Ever Told. Walter Cicchetti / Shutterstock. Chuck Norris' calendar goes from March 31 straight to April 2... because nobody fools Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris skipped school one day. That day has forever since been known as Sunday. Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
Strongman and cultural icon Chuck Norris stars in a fantastic number of one-line jokes on the Internet, satirical comments on his portrayal of the ideal martial arts master who never loses a fight or drops a punch.
